December 2011
10 posts
“Just as madness, in a higher sense, is the beginning of all wisdom, so is...”
– Hermann Hesse
Quick Question
If a pretty girl says she’s getting a “Born this way” tattoo, is it wrong to want to ask “Born…what way?” Just to know. You know?
Inner Monologue
23 Year Old Me: You should get a bass.
31 Year Old Me: Well, yes. I mean, that would be fun, yes. But I'm trying to save money. You know, car insurance, new muffler, new clothes washer, travel, all that shit adds up.
23: Bass.
31: Right, but I have a mortgage. Real shit. I mean, technically I'm hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt.
23: Mmmhm, mmmhm.
31: So a bass isn't a high priority right now. I haven't even played a guitar in years. I should get my truck a new fan belt.
23: Think of the women.
31: I mean, yeah, a bass isn't too hard to pick up but -- what?
23: Women.
31: I'd be playing in a room with two other dudes and no oxygen.
23: That's how it starts.
31: ...I'm not even sure what that means. Look, are you drunk?
23: Maybe.
31: Right.
23: Pabst is practically free, you know.
31: Oh, I do.
23: ...are you? Drunk?
31: That...that's beside the point.
23: Mmmhm.
31: I think.
23: You should get a bass.
31: ...will there really be women?
23: It's a bass. There has to be.
“And anything to make you smile
It is my better side of you to admire
But they...”
– Band of Horses
